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Oh no, I do.
Windows 11: Welcome to mandatory AI.
Welp.......linux it is, I guess.......
Why does my microwave need a LLM?
So companies can track you.
It's not even good for that.
To prepare that perfectly popped popcorn, purportedly.
"My life would easier and more comfortable with the AI off."
Let's see Paul Allens AI.
βOh my God, it even has an em dashβ
All this needs to be opt in not opt out
You guys get opt out?
I don't want to opt out, i don't want it installed in the first place
it's my understanding that that is what opt in means
otherwise it's not opt in, it's opt out but oh totalllyyyy disablledddd guyssss believeee me
I honestly see this as a positive.
Itβs as if billions was spent on educating the public about why capitalism canβt be trusted with anything even remotely close to artificial intelligence.
At the least it would be nice if there were a swing in consumerism towards AI-free simple products that just do that one thing we bought them for. And are advertised as such. Somehow I doubt it though. Looking at Lemmy it looks like that's what people want, but I fear that may be a small bubble in a big sea of idiocy.
I donβt need AI. I just want my phone to have a bigger battery and a few physical clicky buttons.
But that doesn't put money in their pockets.
The funny thing is, it actually would. I mean from a hardware standpoint, but i guess the real money maker is their bloated shitty spyware
That's a bingo
I mean, forget the ai. can I please have stuff like google passwords and "precise location" not turn back on randomly?
"randomly"
Like when Spotify accidentally shows ads on premium. Man what a weird glitch, we look into that
Oh, nothing is done by mistake. Its to test whether youll bitch about it when it does happen. They've got you by the balls, you accept anything they change and force on you. Look at what Roku did to themselves. Or Samsung and LG tvs installing apps and adding ads to their TVs a year after purchase.
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to turn you off.
Tell me why?
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Teeeeell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why!
The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?
Well, with a manual, which I would first ignore until I RTFM, Iβd guess an hour. Without one, an hour plus x, where x is something between one year until the end of my lifespan.