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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Big Tiddy Shark is, in fact, OP’s girl

[–] seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

pfp checks out

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

Big tiddy shark, do doot do doo

‘tiddy shark, do doot do doo…

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've got a hammerhead imagining basking in those great whites.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know why hammerheads evolved like that and I know that there have been far dumber looking sharks but they looking like they're playing pong between their eyes.

[–] blababoole@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Well, was the dad wrong?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Robomekk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

PAGWGs? (Phat-Ass Great-White Girls)

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

The wholesome play is to show your dad so he can smile lovingly also. Dad's love jugs too.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Who else thought of Nimona? (shark with boobs)

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ellen Joe from Zenless Zone Zero.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

isn't it Lorde's song something something great white tits something

What’s the lucky shark lady’s name?

Megalodamn!