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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 43 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Cocaine deserves an A-tier slot

Honestly every form of caffeine is just coping that it can't be meth or coke

Signed,
A Sober Addict

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Cocaine would be a hell of a lot better if it lasted more than 15 minutes. Also, I can at least still get my dick hard while drinking caffeine.

Signed,
cocaine is overrated

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Amphetamines for life!

Signed, a guy with a gluttonous soul who's sad he can't live that addict life

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Where does Celsius fall in?

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Asking the real question

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

IMO - drop g fuel to second to last and put celcius in its former place

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 hours ago

The untouchable horrors of Bang are better hidden from view.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

yeah where's my C4 pink starburst?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The Jolly Rancher Watermelon is pretty good too. Hawaiian Punch red as well.

[–] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Jolly rancher is a bit too sweet for me. Haven't tried the replacement for Skittles or the Hawaiian punch yet.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 6 hours ago

What if you like to go down instead of up?

I guess we don't make history, that would make sense.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I've never had pure cocaine, they always cut it with something.

The quest continues.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

elixer of diabetes and kindey stones.