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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's easy to say this when you don't consider the law an impediment to achieving your goals. That's why junkies and rich people can always "make it happen".

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 16 points 8 hours ago

Don't forget about morals, they often play a role in "holding" me back too.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ea-nāṣir, everytime man, just give me good copper.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Cope, Nanni.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 27 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Please consider that this tweet is five years old.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You sound like a subject matter expert.

What are you guys charging in today's market?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I am not. I'm just guessing that based on inflation, it would be at least ten dollars today.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Alternate outcome would be:

No I'm not giving you $5. You need medical attention, I'm calling 911.

Tweaker fakes back/neck injuries, the hospital & your insurance & the court system get involved, the process drags on for years, you spend time in jail for hitting a pedestrian, your driver license gets suspended, your car insurance skyrockets, and on & on.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I guess you hate poor people

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Gathering copper

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 4 hours ago

Hack your brain's motivation system with this one weird trick!

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 7 hours ago

tbf many go down to make it happen