I bet he'd be really good at DDR since he's got four feet.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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More feet = more better. I'd hate to play against a centipede!
I'd hate to have the knowledge that a centipede big enough to play on a standard DDR machine exists.
How about a millipede?
As long as it wears deodorant!
Fascinating. What about a caterpillar?
Could a caterpillar play ddr? They're kinda... Squishy
All 4 are left feet.
Unfortunately, he has 2 left feet.
Which costs more? That arcade cabinet or that stick of RAM?
The arcade cabinet has RAM in it, doesn't it?
If only we could have a dodge ram in cold war era east Germany (DDR)
This is why I get all my computer supplies from goats.ex
This post is the GOAT!
(whisper) Oh excuse me, I am being told that it is the RAM!
i miss ddr; i wish it was 2015 again and we're al playing pokemon go, reading john green, and playing ddr
More specifically that's DDR Ace
i need to post here more often because i come from reddit and their standards are a LOT higher. don't get me wrong, i fucking hate reddit (that's why i'm here) but they have more people, so you know, more opportunities for good posts
Sorry that my shitpost sucks. 😢 The doctor tells me that I have schizophrenia.
i'm schizoaffective my dude, being mentally ill is no excuse
I have dangly balls and every time I sit down I sit on one or both.
Is this an acceptable excuse?
Not when boxer briefs exist!
Boxer briefs are for pussies.
That may be so, but my balls remain un-sat upon.
great excuse! accidental ball sitting is one of the most underreported strategies
I'm not mentally ill. The doctor just says that I am. I may or may not be developmentally disabled though.
i have the same kinda thing....my family says i'm ill at the moment but i'm good. they just don't appreciate shitposting
We should link up and burn down cellular towers.