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[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 33 points 1 day ago

I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago

Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it's only humans that fuck it up that bad.

Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn't allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it's still English Karen, it's basically just a font, and there's no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn't helpful. That one got closed as it "won't fix" since there's no one in the organisation who's blind and it's mostly a hardware problem anyway.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Specifically on the customers

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 points 16 hours ago

So testing on animals?

[–] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Which are animals.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

/S

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Wow four nines!

Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

That’s almost ten!

[–] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago
[–] niartenyaw@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

so you do test on animals

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 13 hours ago

Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 7 points 16 hours ago

My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

[–] TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

[–] eta@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

[–] YellowTraveller@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

It could just be a simple layer mistake

[–] Piege@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ExFed@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

But we do have a QA department. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that's humane or not.