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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

/S

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Wow four nines!

Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

That’s almost ten!