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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

DOUBLE DOG TWOSDAY BROTHER

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThisNibbaCORNY@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

THAT LOOKS LIKE A TIME CONSUMING PROCESS. YOU MUST BE VERY AMBITIOUS TO EAT ALL THAT HOG.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

THANK YOU. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A LARGE AMBITION TO CONSUME 2,496,266 CORNDOGS. I HAVE ALREADY EATEN 5. AT THIS RATE, I WILL BE FINISHED IN 56 YEARS. DO NOT WORRY, THERE ARE MANY PRESERVATIVES.

[–] ThisNibbaCORNY@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

THAT'S A VERY AMBITIOUS PROCESS. I SALUTE YOU BROTHER, GODSPEED.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

You must consume 28.9 hotdog s a second for 24hours to eat that many in one day.

I have faith. Eat faster!

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago

HELL YEAH MF'ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

CRANK THE HOG MEAT BROTHER

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

I ATE FOUR CORNDOGS FOR BREAKFAST

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 2 points 16 hours ago

this is my new goal (to be this bad ass)

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Hell yea brotha! Make sure you crank your hog right after too! Can I get a AYOOO!

[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago