this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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[–] ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

It's called a Concornde.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck is going on with corn right now?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Corn is up - time to sell!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago

It’s the most corny time of year.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If they use the hub-and-spoke model for their routes, would Des Moines be their CornHub?

[–] eRac@lemmings.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Look at this nerd with his airline industry operating model jokes.

Consumers greatly prefer the kernal-to-kernal operating model.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine bending over and having the corn plane fly up my asshole like it was the twin towers.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

I was waiting for the comment confirming it really is you. This was the one, Mr. Satan. Nice!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 19 hours ago

I am so glad this brand new sentence has blessed my eyes

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob

[–] ThisNibbaCORNY@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Planes, trains, and Autocornmeals

[–] Trylytx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

oh my! that's a penis