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Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

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[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You should keep one random normal "November" or something in there

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Top-tier! I added Quebec

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it? I wouldn't know. 🤔

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:

  • Doesn't fully acknowledge the site's new shitty name
  • Keeps alive its old name, which pisses off sir edgelord
  • Rhymes with shitter
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

E - exit, but if not, Excretor

I - innards

J - junk

K - krud

N - nincompoop

Y - yarvinhole

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just make sure it doesn't dry out!

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

G should be either Gloryhole or Gash

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, yea I think this one is a little more on-theme

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tentatively added, but I'm on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)

I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there's another one dangling out there for that, too.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

I dig it, literally

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Incontinence

Edit: or intestinal end

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

C - chimney, chute

E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

J - jettison hatch

K - kegel-er

N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

Y - young republican, yawning abyss

Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 6 hours ago