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It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 14 hours ago

The irony of that last statement.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My neighbor's house is a million dollar house. He acts like it.

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Also, they're a million dolar company. Learn when a comma doesnt cut it, and you need to upgrade to a colon, semicolon or a dash.

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My Starbucks tried to do this shit a decade ago. I came in with the flu and made sure to let everyone know that the manager just wouldn't accept me calling in.

Did it spread like crazy? I had an old job where my boss was like that. Well until the whole company caught covid at the same time. Instead of being down 1 or 3 people, we had to shut down for a week. We lost so much money and some customers.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Aaand now you have my resignation notice. 🫡 Byeee

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, you're not a slave, so they can't force you in. Lol. I'd look for a new job and quit without notice during a busy shift Jenny is working.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Jennifer B...... Ohhhh it's from Jennifer Bitch!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You sure are acting like a million dollar company, don't give a shit about your employees and bully people into illegal working practices.

Not that all larger companies are immune to that either. Amazon exists.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

Hey Jenny, go fuck yourself.

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Act like one by showing compassion for your workforce?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

The command of written English for this note, however, belies the claim of "million dollar company" and comes off more as a fly-by-night operation taking place in a rundown Hong Kong alley.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you pay people enough, you don’t have to write memos like this.

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is what your coworkers and you should reference when you're out there striking. Strike because Jenny is a dickhead.

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