That he should get a more comfy chair.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Alcoholism.
Someone has a lot of time on their hands.
I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.
Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life
there a programmer
Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.
Are those bottles of jager in a circle?
Nah bro, that's like a 40-hedron
Lol.
Yes.
1.75l or 3 liter too.
Damn didn't know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.
I don't think you can get them in the States but yeah you can get them.
https://www.tiktok.com/@trans_africa_tours/video/7299478611336170757?lang=en
I'm very sorry for the neighbours.
misled dedication
They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring
I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!
He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine
That I slept through the Rapture.
Again.
This person has 100 forms of cancer
Just your average life enjoyer
Would be me if I could afford booze
Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.
Still got room to chill, don't panic
Buddhist drunks