Hahaha! FIFA game him a peace prize to get this to happen.
This timeline is ridiculous.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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I fucking hate that I actually agree with the fat child rapist. I'm now going to go and scrub my skin off with bleach!!
If it helps, he doesn't actually believe this, or care either way, he's just extremely bribable.
This will be what gets him shot.
Again you mean
"again"
Where’s the missing piece of ear?? Can’t find it, right?
If he really got shot in the ear there should be a chuck misting from the top rim but it’s clean as a baby orangutan's ass.
He was shot? I don't remember that.
He was shot near, maybe.
Nah he's gone after the NFL before. He's pedophile convicted felon, I don't think his dumb musing about football will be his downfall.
He wasn't shot. His guard hip checked his head mid tackle. That's why they had to get a second opinion from their favorite lying doctor before releasing the medical report.
He's absolutely right. And while we're at it, can we rename the "World" Series?
Canada has a team in the league. It counts.
I can't believe he said something the entire world outside US agree with 🤣
Gridiron.
It's known as Gridiron Football already, just use the other half...
While we are at it we should rename the hundreds of cities named the same as European cities. Maybe even consider renaming Georgia, why would they want to be named after King George
Georgia is also a country. Gets confusing because some Americans will tell your their state when asked where they're from, even when overseas. I've complimented someone who'd said they're from Georgia on their English before.
(On a side note, can you imagine travelling to the US, being asked where you're from, then going 'oh I'm from alto adige originally')
Georgia? You mean Russia? /s. Sorry, figured we'd have a nice Russian invasion joke.. come to think of it, not a good joke. Just a shit country invading borders
Now he annoyed his voters I think
I am recommending we call it concussion ball.
We all know he wants to call it "Trump Ball". Hell, why only replace one word, let's call the game "Trump Trump".
this is football, there is no question. We have to come up with another name for the other one.
I suggest remaining American football to "rugby for pansies".
Or maybe "handegg".
On a side note, this seems like a great way for him to piss off a big chunk of his voter base.
Rugby players don't get hit like football players do. The lack of padding changes the game.
Most people who mock American football as ‘rugby for wusses’ (or similar) don’t even know how the game works, let alone what the legitimate differences are.
In fact handegg players are more likely to suffer serious injuries because of it AFAIK. Particularly brain damage.
also the head of the football commision, of fifa, gave him him a "fifa peace prize"
Rugby or Gridiron would be great!
otherwise i hate everything about this. i need to take a break from football because FIFA is just too overtly disgusting lately.
Feetballs
Handegg
Piss off Trump, Aussie Rules is football and nothing else, soccer will always be soccer.
Although .. to be fair Aussie Rules can also be just Footy.
Except it references within its name that it's a sub group of football.