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Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahaha! FIFA game him a peace prize to get this to happen.

This timeline is ridiculous.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised it took that long. Football is missing one of the biggest markets in the world and they'd award that dumbass with a trophy daily if that got them any closer to football in the US.