It's Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
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sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install
>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins
Get the source. You mean get the source.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don't forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don't forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep
There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart's account,
it was always device is not ready
Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.
TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
i just got into linux like.....three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i'm good
No idea what any of that is.
Linux!
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
You're sitting on it
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
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Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn't come in a flat pack crate.
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Same
Bring out the GIMP!
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I'm one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
can i preorder a calico