For he does not have free healthcare, in the land of the Freely Trampled.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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Light up another Marlboro, you'll be fine.
Ah, yeah. That's smooth.
Easy solution:
da bears
Who would win in a fight?
One regular sized Ditka, or one hundred tiny Ditkas?
da bears
Sometimes I get those, but it's just https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
If I take a deep breath the pain increases until it suddenly stops
Lol
Cause: No one knows.
Treatment: Tell the patient to stop worrying about it.
Sums up a surprising amount of our biology
Yeah, our bodies sometimes have weird random issues, who would have guessed a flesh robot built by trial and error is fucky wucky
Other names: Texidor’s twinge
The target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or take 1 psychic damage and have a disadvantage on their next attack roll
Oh my god. The feeling has a name. Thank you. I had always thought it was a heart problem or a rib that popped.
SAME thanks so much!!!
Holyy, thanks for this. I can finally put a name to it. Was wondering with my partner for ages what sometimes suddenly befalls us, especially if we’re lying in a weird position.
Now I know what to call this! Then ignore it once it goes away.
ooo, now i know the name for that pain i get in my chest cartilage ever since that car accident
I cracked some of the cartilage of my ribs a while back as well and I'm pretty sure now suffer from bouts of recurring costochondritis, myself. Could be that. Mine is really fun, pain right over my heart and sometimes left arm pain. On top of that, I've always had health related anxiety, so it's "Don't Have a Panic Attack!" on hard mode. Or I'm slowly dying of heart failure, who knows.
Also,
The mountain dew chugger doesn't concern themselves with the numb feeling in their feet.
That's just the stabby cell telling you you're doing a good job
Is this the pain that feels like a knitting needle getting rammed into your chest and only lasts for like 2 seconds but it's two second you think "Shit! I've been stabbed" and everyone around looks at you because you've Just reacted like you've been stabbed.
Precordial catch. More common when you’re younger but hoo boy do they hurt like a motherfucker. Fortunately they’re harmless.
By Odins beard, thank you!
I've just been assuming someone's trying to voodoo me and almost getting there.
This is a great relief.
It could also be voodoo. I collect hair from barber shop dumpsters to make voodoo dolls to jab from time to time having no idea who it’s tied to. I’m not the only one doing it, either, there’s a pretty active discord community for it.
Oh great, back to square one!
Take a salt tablet, cowboy. Get back in that saddle. If it still hurts, chug some Pepto Bismol. We got work to do.
It's likely just gas.
Had what felt like the worst gas pain of my life. Started as indigestion feeling but slowly "resolved" down. And then resolved to the right.
Congratulations to me I had appendicitis and caught it before it burst whee.
It is always a turd inside you causing the problems.