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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus and the Christs

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The People’s Front of Judea

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Judean People’s Front!!!

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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Thorry@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On second thought, let's not, for it is a silly place.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good. Now, why do witches burn?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

..because they’re made of wood…?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Their best record is titled I fart in your general direction

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good one. The Black Beast of Aaaaargghh is also quite a banger

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Strange women lyin' in ponds

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Personally, I think Anarcho-syndicaist Commune is way better

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dead Parrot. It's the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The members were G-Man, JC , Gill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago

They originally were the Knights Who Say Ni, but broke up for a while for some solo work, then reunited as The Knights Who Say Ekki Ekki Ekki Pitang Zoom Boing. Best rap album ever, with the chart topper "Only a Flesh Wound".

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone trying to look serious or intellectual and Cleese just grinning like an idiot in the background love it

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The picture is from 1970. John Cleese is 30 or 31 years old in that picture...

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Monties With Attitude,

Straight Outta Camelot

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Track 1: 'Tis a silly place

Track 2: Fuck tha Rabbit!

Track 3: 8 Fall (into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ding! Di dum dididdledi dumpdidum
dedurdledurdledur,
[Monty Python's Flying Circususususss!]
Di dum dididdledi deedidum
dedurdledurdledur.
Di dum dididdledi dumpdidum
dedoodideedidee:
Diroodididdledi,
roodididdledi
yurdiyurdiyur;

yai Bababada bungdi burbur
bor bung bah,
ba Dabada bunki burbar
bur bor bung;
di Bumpry ubbidy bum bam,
Dumpyubiddy bar,
be Yumpy dumpy dar dum,
Bee bar BLTHBTHLP!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

I am 100% certain that if they were a band their name would be And Now For Something Completely Different.

[–] chromeleon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I fucking love Spinal Tap!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

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"I wish I'd been a girly, just like me dear Mama!"

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Or "like my dear Pa-Par" in some versions 🤣

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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Wasn't this the group that got sued for sampling the Rutles?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They turned me into a newt.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I got better…

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.

This is Blackadder, right?

This is Deforested Hillock. Their biggest hit was "Advanced Maladjustment in the Noggin"

[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago

Straight outta Eton

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Notorious MPFC

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Bruce and the Bruce's

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Eric and The Half Bees.

It's sad that the young people here all forgot Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five. 😢

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

The Lumberjacks!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nope. Also, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film seems to be absent

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

There a rock band. Because, you know, the one guy uses a rock

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[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I love the instrumental version of My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 1 day ago
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