Maybe I'm gay, but I've never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.
Just jack it and move on bro. It's not that hard.
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I thought I wanted to fuck a woman so badly it got in the way of living my wife.
Turns out I was just trans and thought the feelings of dysphoria would go away if I banged a woman.
Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.
Actually, when I started getting some regular exercise, my libido shot up to high school peak levels, and it did kind of get in the way sometimes.
> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation
Smart or stupid?Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference
You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.
But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.
Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation
Dietary masturbation
Thanks for that image :D
Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation
Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you're a lot needier in that regard.
Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym, cowboy up.
What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it's usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).
Thanks. Those side effects definitely make anon sound like a dumbass.
I only know a few use cases of chemical castration and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”. Yikes.
and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”.
What led you to that conclusion? I'm not seeing it.
They're making reference to pedos being forcibly chemically castrated.
Not necessarily forcefully; apparently it can be also part of a treatment when people notice that what they perceive as preference is a harmful sickness. I don’t see that person be that aware though, fair.
I’ve never heard of this effect being usually temporary.
If it doesn’t subside in a few weeks it often requires additional medication to solve and to my knowledge, for most people, lasts for as long as you take it
That's been my experience with SSRIs.
Shrug. That's exactly what happened to me when I took anti-depressants. I suppose it might depend on the specific medication.
SSRIs (depression and anxiety meds) can cause decreased libido as a side effect
Edit: I'm dumb and tired, and wrote this before reading the second sentences of your comment
They don't kill my sex drive, but I sure can't cum wile on them.
That sounds like the worst of both worlds.
Saltpeter pills for sure.
Seems to be a myth. Does explain where OOP might have gotten the idea, though.
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Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
Gay: anon isn't fucking pretty women
I'm sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism
not getting laid isn't a problem
just like not having a ps5 isn't a problem.
it's just not getting what you want.
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False: anon doesn’t have the insurance to get a prescription to kill his libido.
Incel-bait
Is there an option for Fucking Retarded?
Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)
Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)
EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.
I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.
As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.
Oh no, now even love is Pay-to-Win, fml
Give the tech bros a year or two...
what
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