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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is smart or dumb (discuss.online)

submitted 2 days ago by throwawaybanana@discuss.online to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation

Smart or stupid?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Dietary masturbation

Thanks for that image :D

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you're a lot needier in that regard.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that ozempic

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Cocaine is another and it's a lot more fun