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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

Fill my eyes with that tunnel vision.

No disguise...

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Green arrows offering encouragement,

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 points 21 hours ago

That's a flashback I didn't need.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Go to horny jail gooner.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No nut November is over, you can stop holding it in now.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

They going for high score, let em cook.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's my secret, Cap...

I'm always nutting!

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

Who does that help anyways?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Honor the red, white, and splooge.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I see it. You're on the wrong side of the road.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What do those green arrows mean?

[–] RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

That you’re allowed to enter. If it’s red you aren’t allowed to enter and it’s likely because of an accident.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

2 lanes in the same direction. The left is only to be used when overtaking other cars. There is no other car in the right lane.

"Oh but what if this is in England, or Japan, or any other country where they drive on the wrong side of the road" ... You just, said it.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 22 hours ago

Folks, see right here: That's what age verification laws do to someone.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... so we're not seeing a stoned luchador? Cool, cool cool cool

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brother, I'm relatively high, drunk, AND squinting and I have no idea wtf you're talking about. I'd love to understand. Where on that sweet, sweet highway ass are you seeing a luchador?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Black slit from dash is mouth. Reflection on window is two eyes, at an angle and squinty. Tunnel makes mask.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think, where you see some pretty fine buttocks, op is seeing a mask and the reflection above makes some squinted eyes

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, shit, I see it now. Why so glum, reflection sugar plum!?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I think it's mostly because of the repeated rounds of compression artifacts that compose this image and the ultra low resolution, but yes, if I squint, I do see two Darth Vaders making out.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought the tunnel was painted on the wall at first

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] Dequei@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your mom is so fucking old.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 1 day ago

10/10 burn.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Optical illusion