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Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.

Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.

The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 161 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 48 points 14 hours ago

Custard's last stand

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago) (2 children)
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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 93 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 61 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It’s France so it’s definitely cake

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Last time someone in France let people eat cake, it didn't go too well for them.

[–] Everyday3671@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

No, they are still missing the butter and sugar.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

Give it time. Its a slow recipe, but I trust the French to follow through if its a protest.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 13 points 17 hours ago

No, the next step is panko/breadcrumbs.

And after three strikes, you dunk him in hot oil.

To be fair I never imagined that "eat the rich" (or in this case, eat the Reich) would turn out Kentucky Fried, but I'm all for it.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 88 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop

France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.

[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

Escroc Monsieur

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 51 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 17 points 13 hours ago

Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess next would be milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

You can't eat your cake and have it too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You can, through the magic of buying two of them.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 36 points 6 hours ago

I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.

[–] s@piefed.world 28 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

" Let them eat cake " ❌

"Make them into cake" ✅

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 hours ago

clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.

Make fascists scared again.

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[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 15 points 15 hours ago

they're trying to get him breaded lol

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 14 points 16 hours ago

It’s well pasta time….

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago

Demain du lait et on a de la ….. Pâte à crêpes !!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

They're French, they're making a soufflé

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

Guess the next step is to deep fry him.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 hours ago
[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago

Complete the brunch with bacon and sausages.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 14 hours ago

Bricks are usually more effective.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

Only if someone throws some milk at him next.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago

If they keep talking with all their hot air and raise the temp to about 175C ... they could bake themselves into a cake

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Any Aussies out there remember egg boy?

What a legend.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 14 hours ago

milk, sugar, butter, and then chocolate chips or chunks. icing, whip cream, fruit chunks.

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