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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 64 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

A) bring back third spaces where people can meet up and socialize without money. Decent wages so people have free time. Unions so people have breaks and rights. Walkable cities where you can run into another person and have a chat without being run over by a car.

B) authoritarian police state where porn is banned but the government has 10gb of photos of your genitals and sells it to advertisers who send you coupons for diapers when you fuck.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

....what are the diapers for?

...and why are they only sold to you when you fuck?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think he's referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

This is exactly what I was talking about, and its crazy this was 13 years ago.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I vote Fedizen for President/King/ Ruler of Everything.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

I promise to be only the most mediocre tyrant.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 60 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

That's not why they're doing it, they want to tightly control and track what everyone does, limit their freedoms and so on. But yeah.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 21 points 19 hours ago

Shit starts getting real when they start cracking down on VPNs.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 12 hours ago

I only ever saw it as controlling the spread of the horrific and anti-human terrorist philosophy of “believing the mass internment and murder of Palestinians is not a good thing actually”

[–] xxam925@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Nah I disagree. They don’t care about anything specific so long as the population of sheep is robust. They need to shear at their leisure.

They don’t actually care what the sheep do, who the sheep fuck or who fucks the sheep. They are just sheep. There isn’t a moral component at all. It’s a sham to get the sheep signed on.

Capitalists see themselves as a different species.

And yes I understand that I am a sheep.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 32 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck increased birthrates. I want an earth with 3 Billion or less people, I don't want any of us to have to kill any of them, and no I don't care that our shitty forefathers made too many babies who are now elderly assholes ruining the planet: fuck em. Productivity has doubled or tripled since their time, we can handle up to triple the burden until they croak.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Nononono, you don't get it: looking at the past 4+ governments, I think they want to increase the birth rate of the right people.

I was so naïve back when had I thought the Labour would be any different from the Tories...

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

If they wanted to increase the birthrate if already wealthy people they wouldn't remove the 2 child cap for benefits.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

Theres a world of difference between the Labour and Tories, you're not naive just ignorant.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Literally hundreds of studies showing that if people can buy a house before they're 40, they will have more children.

You can't legislate your way into a higher birth rate. Even authoritarian countries have tried and failed. But you can legislate systemic changes that help people with housing, childcare, and groceries.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In today’s standards, that is awfully a left leaning suggestion… some would would even say extreme leftist.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Not really, standard progressive legislation is seen everywhere from Germany to California.

I guess it would seem extreme left if your only window into politics was a right leaning news feed. A lot of US conservatives have been learning about all kinds of social programs now that its in the news that Trump is dismantling them.

I wonder what sort of programs will be cut if the UK swings right next election? Universal Credit? Disabled Facilities Grants? Cold Weather Payments?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Can't tell if that's Robotnik or Farva.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Brigadier General Robotnik, Farva (Mrs.)

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 8 points 19 hours ago

Your country doing that too?

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We should all stop having kids and stop feeding their machine. Watch it all burn

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Or we could take a shortcut and just burn them down directly.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That is also a viable option. I just don’t see that happening.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So fuck the youn g generation even harder? You think what? The old which will continue to outnumber them, won't fuck over the younger generation because they can't outvote them?

If the "cycle" breaks, the young get turbo fucked. Either you somehow offload the old dependables or you meet the demand. No one in their right mind wants to cull the elderly.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Noett suggesting we cull the elderly, but what's being in our right mind gonna do for us? The enemy is fucking insane, may as well fight fire with fire. Let's have a left that isn't passive yeah

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

When I first read this I was confused about whether OP meant Minecraft or Roblox,

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

Not the way I misread "block" to replace the o with an a. "I see this as an absolute win"

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago