We have two gourd and one pumpkin plant, for 2 years now, off the front porch because of that.
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I left a pumpkin, it rotted, a year later, my wife tells me we have a pumpkin growing beside the house! I was so excited at my agricultural bounty that I made a pie with it. Or most of a pie. I think I may have had to supplement a little.
Good Lord, that's a photogenic yard.
Thanks, trying to keep up with the Johnsons...
Firstly, that's awesome! I love volunteer plants!
Secondly, though, what's this image from?
google reverse image search has given a lost in space alien named keema
Damn, didn't even consider reverse image searching it haha. Thank you!
It's for science!
Dont worry little buddy, its gonna get cold soon and you'll freeze and stop rotting!
My still-on-the-stoop-ravaged pumpkin got a front row seat to my nearly hour-long struggle trying to get the right railing lights the same as the left!
I feed my dogs pumpkins as a treat. They love them. Every year we get a patch of pumpkins growing where they poop. Poopkins if you will