Dad has better opsec than Hegseth.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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Where an 8 year old knows
"One is for work, the other is for my boyfriend"
I used to have 2 phones just because I liked having an iPhone and an Android phone. Nobody believed me when I told them that I was genuinely just a tech enthusiast.
I have a work phone and a personal phone..
I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.
How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???
Hands and arms get tired, so it's always good to have options.
Then again, at that point you should just be poly and not lie to your partners. Much easier that way.
I use a spare phone for all the BS apps which you are bullied to get
if you use a google pixel with grapheneos, you can have multiple profiles that work similar enough to having multiple phones, with apps in each profile only being able to see what's happening in that one profile, and if you close a profile every app in that profile is stopped completely
I really want to put graphene on my 8, but I can't risk not having my banking apps...
if for some reason your bank apps require google play, you can have that in the other profile and they work just fine
You can even access two profiles at the same time by using a "private space"
I mean, I can just download multiple digital sim cards and tell the phone which one(s) to use. No need for a new profile
I have thought about doing that. Do you use one for all your business apps?
I have 3 phones (that I use) and in total 9 active phone numbers from 4 countries.
Just because I can.
5 of those are on removable eSIM in my main phone.
One for the plug…
One for the load
My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes "Gwampa, I have a question, is a 'Jive-Ass Jiggaboo' the same thing as a 'Jungle Bunny'?"
It did not go over well with her grandpa's friends lmao.
There are many things I didn't understand about this. And that's okay.
"Ho phone"
This is WAY too specific…. 🤣
I have two because I dont want anyone to have my dead wife's number yet...
???
The implication that the child is mad the dad spanked then, so they is going to out the father as a cheater at the family diner. The second phone is for the adultery.
I used to wonder who my dad was talking to out in the garage on the landline he had our there. Seemed to always make his way out there when mom was working or running errands.
Hey dad, why do you have a word document hidden on the computer that lists things like "house" and "tools" with amount of money beside them?
Record scratch
Yep. That's me. My whole life is about to get turned upside down - I just don't know it yet...