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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."

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[–] natecox@programming.dev 79 points 1 day ago

Even in AI dystopia female representation at the executive level is nonexistent.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 68 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.

Just like a real CEO.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This isn't even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.

He uses AI constantly.

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 35 points 23 hours ago

Plot twist most of them already are. They stopped working completely a long time ago.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get an "AI Oligarch Replacement Service". That could be super useful.

[–] 7112@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

AI is basically going to be... "It wasn't me it was the robot" argument.

I'm not a racist...

I didn't push the company to lower safety standards...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.

[–] nlgranger@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

AI is the new consulting firm.

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 19 hours ago

They had me at "Sustainability - Save the planet by talking about it."

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

"If you got to punch the clock why don't you punch your boss instead?" Jello Biafra

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 hours ago

Disappointed this is a parody.

There are actual AI-based services to replace company upper management, and take it seriously, since AI in its current iteration is strong enough to manage companies even when its art is quotidian.

Mr. Whipple's days are actually numbered.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Sounds more like a push button cult leader

[–] willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Control your boss before they control you.