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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 151 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 126 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago

Congrats! You win a prize of some sort!

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 5 points 18 hours ago

Alligator on a predator.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

Idk why I thought "gator on a hater" but its close, I guess.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago

I was gonna say gator on a (dic)tator, but I like yours better

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago

Crocodile on a pedophile

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 44 points 12 hours ago

Gator on a traitor?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 31 points 19 hours ago (4 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

I was thinking "crock on a crook"

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

Croco on a taco xD

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago

That's where I went too lol

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Sorry, but croc on a micropenis does not rhyme.

[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 25 points 17 hours ago

Easy. Predator on a predator.

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 24 points 19 hours ago

Alligator on a kiddie raper.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 14 hours ago

Lizard on a fucking lunatic

[–] confusedboot@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 hours ago

A croc on a crook

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Caiman on a...layman?

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Alligator on a perpetrator

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago

An eater of clocks on an eater of cocks

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Ai slop on a Pedo

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 11 points 19 hours ago

Lizard on a Grand Wizard

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Aligubba on Trump sucked off Bubba.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Wow. Really worked for that one.

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago

I thought it was alligator on a dictator for sure but these comments sure opened my eyes to the possibilities

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Alligator on hate crime perpetrator

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago

Reptile on an Imbecile

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

how hard is it to find a picture of Trump and a picture of a alligator

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Not hard at all. But I also am not familiar with photo manipulation software. Also, I didn't even make this. I just stole it from someone else on a different social media network.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Trump in a swump.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago

Chungus on a dungus

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 47 minutes ago

Okay, gator on a traitor I guess. I spent far too long trying to rhyme crocodile with pedophile

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Trump in a swamp

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

Lester (the croc) on a molester.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Alligator on a child predator?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Alligator on a sack of shit?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

An alligatar on a reality star

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

An alligator molesting a pedophile.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago

Reptile dysfunction on the erectile dysfunction.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 7 hours ago

Swamp puppy on Donald Trump

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Man eater on a world leader

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Scales on a pale.