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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Several weeks ago I came across this picture on the surreal memes. I giggled and saved it but did not expect the truth. I was indeed foolish for doubting the prophecy.

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Read it as 'composting' and it somehow worked for me.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

'compositing' also works

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oh shit. I didn’t realize that is wasn’t composting until I read your comment.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

how in the fuck have i lived in ohio all my life, central for the last decade, and not know about the field of corn sculptures. I feel like i need to turn in my ohio native card for my blasphemous corn ignorance.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I used to live by them. They are weird.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

IMO it's in such a weird spot. Like all the years i drove by there wasnt even an inkling to get out of the car and... i dunno walk through it? it doesnt even look like a place youd want to sit.

[–] Spur4383@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Battelle will do a lot of things in central Ohio and no one Will pay attention…

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

The locals call it "cornhenge"

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Guess I won't lmao

"I got my ass kicked at the corn graveyard and all I got was this stupid shirt"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Country boys make do.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my favorite part is that it's clearly the outline of Pennsylvania on the shirt. I want one.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A pa shirt or a corn statue

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

Well I'm someone else in Ohio and I want that shirt.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've only ever heard the name Drew Toothpaste uttered on some insane hotdog show.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_of_Corn

I’m very very amused that this is called “field of corn”. I mean of course it is, but that’s just very dryly funny to me.

A toothsome pun.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn I forgot all about this guy.

And his wife Natalie Dee!