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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 105 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

It was photoshopped this is the real picture

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[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What changed? I don't see any difference?

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 4 points 3 hours ago

It's exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.

The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago

"Chat, is this real?"

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don't think Elon's pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 11 points 14 hours ago

Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Shoes that match his personality

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

They're big.

[–] Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 43 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're all doing it, his just don't match.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to "prove" anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 70 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm short and scrawny, can I just have this one thing?!

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 21 hours ago

No, now hand it over!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 23 hours ago

he might show it to you, if you ask nicely

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.

Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.

I'm also 5'3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.

The logistics just don't work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 14 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

There is a correlation between height and dick size, but it's quite small. IIRC for every 20cm or so in height you get 1cm in dick on average, but it varies enough that it's no certainty a tall guy has a larger dick.

Also fun fact: studies into penis size correlating with other factors can be broadly generalised into two categories: measured studies, which is where doctors will measure the penis when erect in a consistent manner, and self-reported studies, where people just tell a researcher how big it is.

Self-reported studies generally come back with results like "black people have larger dicks, Asians have shorter dicks" etc... But in measured studies, it turns out that worldwide penis size is basically all the same. It's people self-reporting their own size + a correction for what they think they should have (nobody wants to be below average). In places with high porn consumption, penises tend to "be larger", because that's what men see and they want to have the same. Only in countries that tend to censor genitalia in porn do you find people actually self-report a size that's essentially the same as their actual size (which usually happens to be Asian countries). That, plus the whole "BBC" genre in porn, essentially explains the self-reported racial differences in dick size.

Also fun: self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm. Self-reported the average is about 15cm, but when actually measured it drops to about 13cm (which also happens to be 6 inches and just over 5 inches respectively; see the psychological effect there?).

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 7 points 19 hours ago

self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm.

Kind of a dick-move tbh

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Skinny though, can't have it all. 🥺

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Alas, that would be like posting a skinny pig. Hard to call him a "hog", no meat on the bone.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 25 points 9 hours ago

He has to do this so people will think he's sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.

The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn't go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn't.

I guarantee that he's in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago

What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size...

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It does.

I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it's just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago

I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.

Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.

[–] frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 11 points 1 day ago

I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

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[–] brandocorp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 hour ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Clown shoes for the money clown.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 19 hours ago

I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Why do they look like Flint Lockwood's Spray-on Shoes?

[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 5 points 23 hours ago

He's getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

CyberShoes?

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