Of course not! I lick it clean first!
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face
It's not that hard lol
I always put the tag in the top left corner holding it up. Otherwise the same.
To avoid using the same are for my butthole before my face, I always use the left side of the towel on my upper body and the right side on my lower body. I always keep the left side on the left so I can keep track.
Do you use one towel or a fresh towel everyday.
I have a fresh towel everyday. My current partner thinks I am absolutely insane for this. A 6 pack of basic decent bath towels is $35 shipped online. My partner came from a more affluent family than me and makes more money than me but I still think this is worth spending $35 on once every like 5-7 years until the towels wear out.
Their argument is that you come out of the shower clean but that’s not really true. You come out less dirty still with bacteria, skin mites, dead skin cells, fungi, etc that get transferred to that towel. It’s probably fine to reuse it for a few days assuming the towel dries in between uses (which it may not, given the humid environment of a bathroom, especially if shared), that you don’t have weird situations going on (athletes foot, bacterial acne, etc), and that you’re not sharing it. But why bother when again a weeks worth of towels is like $40 and slightly more laundry. Yuck
Do you change your sheets every day? It's your own bacteria anyway. As long as you're not sharing the towel it's fine for multiple days. A fresh one is just wasting time and water on laundry.
And electricity
And my axe!
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One side face and hair, other side body and crotch.
The trick is to put on your bathrobe, do other things, and when you're dry, manually dry the parts that weren't covered by the bathrobe. Maybe in the meantime I can do something else, which is more efficient.
Luxury is drying your folds with a blow dryer in winter.
Your folds?
The bits where skin touches skin. Like in the crotch or under the breasts.
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If this isn’t enough to be clean, then I don’t know what is besides magma. Lol
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Hmm... Two towels? One for body, one for head (hair and face).
Towlie!!??!?
The butt is the dirtiest part of the body so I usually just remove yesterdays towel from my ass and then insert today's towel right up there while shaking like a dog to air dry