Correct

Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.

If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?

You would be shocked how bad most people are at cleaning themselves. They think just being under running water is enough or only wash upper with soap and the "rest runs down and gets washed"

Been washing my balls n ass since junior high and guys would look at me like I'm insane when i mentioned i shampoo downstairs, is how i came to find out most of them don't even do basic soap let alone scrub down there

Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!

Butt toucher! Butt toucher!

This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.

this, if anyone os worried about the hygiene of towels, that means they aren't confident on their shower.

if you're clean it doesn't matter if your dry yer anus first.

I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.

I had a 9th grade student who didn't believe that men washed their own asses because it was gay. Yes, he was retarded, but in that behavior classroom kind of way.

We, the students and I, could not convince him otherwise.

Do women dry their balls first or last?

More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Any time I think I'm mentally fucked up, and for sure I am, I see stuff that at least makes me feel better about myself.

You use a fresh towel every day?