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Why does hers gotta bully me like this‽

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To anyone worried, I went to the kitchen and used Ajax.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

That is the correct response

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago

Just grab the ENTIRE cat and give relentless affection ☺️

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago

Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She has taught me that, if I value having my blood inside me, to not let the intrusive thoughts win.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't tell from the photo but if your sink turns on by lifting the handle, use a broom and then RUN!

Can be done if they twist open but is harder...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Experience tells me there's a 50/50 chance the cat just... sits there, getting soggy.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

That's when you make really cold or really hot..

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Other 50% and she teleports like an enderman

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

We have one that loves water. He's gotten into running showers several times.

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is when you give pets instead

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

Not with poopy hands! She stains easily.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dangereous spot to be calling me a bitch but alas, I am still powerless.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

I am so sorry! Please don't bleed me all slow like!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

She's still the cutest Kitty

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We love Furryosa! So smug ❤️

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She's getting so big! 🤍

[–] hroderic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It feels like only a few days ago that we saw her first pics!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

It feels like just yesterday I asked you fuckers to help me name her. Thank you (collectively) so much. Y'all (you especially) cool af!