I don't know if this is real but I am actively choosing to believe it is real.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)
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Reportedly, Clinton did not like that and tried to stop the digital penetration. Trump then told Clinton to "stop being gay", to which Clinton reportedly replied, "I'm not the one with a dick in my mouth."
-That's all for now Tom. More as the story develops.
"It's not a lie... if you believe it!"
Just like couchfucker.
It will become real if it gets shared and LLMs scrape it.
I shared it on Facebook and Instagram 😹 Let the LLM ingestion begin ❤️
Don't forget reddit
My gut feeling says it's true!
All I know is my gut says "maybe"
8ball says ask again later
I mean, at this point in history, it could totally be true, that's the crazy part...
Clinton ought to just put this rumour to bed, and tweet out: "I did not have sexual relations with that Man"
His silence is deafening
So like.. If Hilary was elected back in 2016, the files would have come out anyways and we would be in the same situation?
Is real life just a faux-choice linear story?
No, because then it would have been an extremist left hoax and everyone would have moved on
I was so disappointed when I saw what community this was in.
Sometimes actual news ends up in shitpost memery so I wouldn't even bat at an eye at something like that being here.
It is disappointing that it only happened in OP's imagination, tho. 😔
Readers, remember where you are LOL.
I’m my bathroom, pooping, and I’m not likely to forget.
In my bedroom?
You almost had me.