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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your opinion on pickles. There's a chance she'll give you her pickle every time you get sandwiches, and that's valuable.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And don't forget to apply the same for olives.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yes! Black olives are the bomb and she hates them. I actually saw a black olive snack pack at a gas station and was sad she wasn't there to judge me harshly when I bought it.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell her your quest

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't ask the air speed of a swallow.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And by the way, just in case it becomes relevant, the capital of Assyria at the time of its destruction was Nineveh. Just in case.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago

That's why I don't tell my favorite color that early

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She's banging on a door right next to a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign, that bitch can stay outside and be one with nature or some shit

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But girls is a plural. So clearly one girl can be in the room.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

At a time!

Not exclusively one girl.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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Edit: Is she wearing a Hang Ten shirt and Converse? How oddly brand detailed for the Simpsons.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Why would you not lead with/focus on your Funko Pop collection? Play to your strengths.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Idk OP but imma find out.

I've heard that my feelings matter!

(after I express my feelings:)

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I'm in this picture and I dont like it

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Um, what about your favorite food sweatie?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Orange

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fruit? Eeeeeewwwwwwww. Gross.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to go on a second date with a guy when he told me he didn’t like fruit of any kind. Our fate was sealed when he told me that he didn’t like any kind of cheese. Wtf.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

you dated an alien species that night