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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 150 points 2 days ago

“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 104 points 2 days ago

Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The cleanup is so messy though.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's gonna be a sordid family affair.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I asked my 26 year old son if he knew about 67, and he didn't. I was so happy to know something about young people that he didn't.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hate seeing this punchable face. Don't normalize him.

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

Don't normalise him? He's the president...? I don't think a Lemmy boycott of reaction pics is gonna sway much.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago

Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Pro tip: You can customize the notification sound ~~now, even on the free tier~~ at the OS level. Don't tell the conservatives.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I'm not up to date, but isn't this something you could do on the OS level?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ah, my bad! You're right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

If you have freedom OS, definitely

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

What person under 50 even has notification sound turned on?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That is legitimately thoughtful! That will keep plenty of users safe without them having to "closet" the app by muting it. It wouldn't have crossed my mind to do that. Nice job, Grindr!

[–] blackroses97@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 days ago

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Absolutely here for the chaos

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What does that noise sound like?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do different apps have different notification sounds? I'm a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a sounder. I'll take sounding over the vibrator every time!

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can someone pass the eye bleach? I need to unsee this comment bad

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Best I can do is hand you a smooth bore flintlock pistol.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, brain bleach.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some apps have a choice of sounds, and you can also select notification sounds through your OS, or turn them off altogether, which is what I've done. I don't need every app I have beeping whenever THEY think something is important.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Hmm I haven't seen this option before.

I definitely make use of controlling which apps buzz, and the priority setting which makes them go bz, bzzz, bz bz, etc. I don't know where I get this trait from (it doesn't seem to be a generational thing) but I feel it's rude to have a phone's volume on when others are around.

Being in a room with a bunch of people all watching things on their phones with thr volume on annoys me to no end. I feel bad even having it ding when others are around.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

"brrrroink"

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago

I have an uncle who's a homosexual "pray away the gay" ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he's owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 25 points 2 days ago
[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?

Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I'm ace so I've never used the app personally but it's rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I've ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it's coming from their phone. I have to imagine it's some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I've seen it refrenced

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQi0FkPYT8U

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Fucking lol, I thought this would be a little two second clip of the grindr ring tone, glad I actually clicked

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

bluetooth speaker taped under someone's seat ought to do it

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Like a political fart machine

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

This is the way! Bonus points if you set it up on a timer so that you can have your phone face down when it occurs, saving you from any suspicion.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

that's the best time to maximize psychological damage.

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

or the pornhub drum sting lol

getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
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