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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 1 day ago

Have you tried: not

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

If you're homeless just buy a house.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

“Is the stress of late-stage capitalism making you unproductive? Here are some ways to improve your efficiency without questioning the underlying logic of the system.”

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

"Here is what you can subscribe to to feel better while making us money."

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you tried turning off and on, yourself?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Well turning off worked, but 27 minutes later the emergency services turned me back on.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I keep turning myself on. Helps for a few minutes, but then I'm stressed even more about the mess!

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Why are you wasting time stressing about that? Here is a list of things that you should be stressed about...
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Keep It Up And I'll Give You Something to Stress About?
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 23 hours ago

Oh my god, the good ol' stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Psychologists HATE this one simple trick...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I love X-Men so much.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  1. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Dr Xand Van Telleken, AI

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean, depending on the situation, and this is much harder for neurodivergents, that's not the worst advice.

Chances are you're making a much bigger deal about the situation than it realistically is. The consequences for failing to meet expectations are probably not as bad as you're imagining. Taking a step back to look at the situation holistically can sometimes break you out of the spiral

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Yes, or accepting that you are gonna fail, that it may be uncomfortable, and realising that life will go on, or that it doesn't matter that much anyways.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago

My therapist specialised in Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, so we started out by trying to identifying things in my life that I was overreacting to. It turned out I was dealing with Real Shit, and remarkably chill under the circumstances. We had to abandon the CBT approach.

That was still helpful though. By asking the question, it validated my behaviour, so I didn't doubt myself as much going forward. It helped me make some big life changes.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Here's some good advice to help you in hard times"

Lemmy: no, you don't understand, this spilled milk is the worst thing that has literally happened to anyone, and it's all because of CAPITALISM!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Needs more Linux and Star Trek.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I do that now with the aid of medication.

gotta say, not giving a fuck feels great.

I used to put in 12-16 hours of work a day. now I'm averaging 3-6 a week.

it's fucking amazing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

are you depressed? just stop being sad!

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago