this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Im imaging these plastered on livingroom and kitchen walls like live laugh love is today.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

I have it framed above my sink :)

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

I believe the new, "Live, Laugh, Love" is, "Eat Ass, Touch Grass". You're welcome, IKEA.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

From Australia, this translates to:

  1. Be fuckin’
  2. Be fartin’
  3. And by god be firin'

But most of all

Be friendly.

[–] Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's hard to imagine a situation where a person could shoot someone while also being kind to them

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You've never heard of killing them with kindness?

That's what I named my gun. 🙂

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

No, but that could probably kill a man as well.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

Never said they had to be the same person.

Many folks would consider it right kind of you to put a bullet in a Klansman.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Depends on the gun and ammunition.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Kinda BAWLS

Gotten!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zen@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

Because beans

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh good, I've just been politely ignoring the cowboy standing in my room at 3 a.m., now I know what to do!