We live in a clown world when people see things like that and immediately assume guys are putting their dicks on there, rather than someone just slapping a sticker on it as a joke.
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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In our Clown World some men just seeing the sticker would automatically get them to do it
I rather live in a world where dudes are putting their dicks inside than this fake clown world full of pranksters :c
This sticker will definitely give guys ideas... 🫣
It definitely never occurred to me before now.
We know that Dysons can suck but can they blow?
...Guys in your country don't use bathroom hand dryers?
Do they just... walk out of the room with wet hands? O_o
The worst part is the queue because there's always like, one hand dryer, and you feel bad for making people wait while you dry your hands properly.
It's about inserting your penis in the air dryer to accomplish masturbation
Those hand dryers are the ones that have a thin blade of extremely high speed air that tries to effectively blast the water off your hands rather than evaporate it. I suspect that would be very painful on your scrote.
I'll get back to you in seven minutes.
That was two hours ago.
To shreds you say?
I went after him. He's still at it. Says it's better than his wife
I can confirm that, most are better than his wife.
Meh, doesn't feel any worse than letting your balls flap out the window at highway speeds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some people are into CBT
Well, I guess many one into such stuff, sooo... :-)
Must be some serious bathroom if "balls to the wall" is a real concern. Probably some full throttle pissing going on!
Anyone who says clown world unironically instantly outs themselves as far right.
Oh no, don't tell me another innocent term has been captured by the far right??
In this case, using it in apolitical contexts might perhaps be a good thing, though?
Diluting its supposed significance...
There's a difference between Clown World and calling people clowns (unless you do it a lot, we'll come back to that)
The "Clown World" communities are all about racist dog whistles and bitching about "social degeneration." I don't think it needs to be explained how that's fascist adjacent. If it does you need to be reading much more in depth explanations in because you're starting from the basics.
And, just an fyi, this is all specifically Nazi messaging once you've stripped away all the layers. Clowns specifically are used as a dog whistle for Jews/"the Jewish agenda" by a certain type of terminally online antisemite.
Because dicks go in the dryer downward not upwards
But I want a blowjob.
That sticker is just referring to Dyson.
So anyone can stick their cock in it BUT Mr. Dyson?