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[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 173 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't joke about that stuff. There's literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'd think so but no, they say it's because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

*Including burying those first Americans first.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables.

You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that's a surprise.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

turn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha i made this comment last week

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been saying this for like a year. don't be stealing my only good joke!

Our joke, comrade

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“If you don’t finish your vegetables, it going to send you to school in FLORIDA!”

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Nah, just regular Florida.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Holy shit this was incredible lol

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seeing this meme will still not be enough to get people riled up enough to take to the streets

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Honestly, pretty glad a single mid meme isn't enough to get people into the streets. Would kinda cheapen the whole movement if that was the impetus.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this screenshot from a US tv show?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never seen it. Is it good? Where is it streaming?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's pretty mediocre. It's on Getty.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

It definitely has a Hallmark or Tyler Perry look.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to Save the Children International, in 2023 about 17.6 million children were “born into hunger” in countries where at least 25 % of the population is undernourished. The top 10 countries in that group included (in roughly that order): Democratic Republic of the Congo (DR Congo), Uganda, Madagascar, Afghanistan, Kenya, Somalia, Mozambique, Yemen, Chad and Zambia.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

A new challenger for this sad top 10 has appeared.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

someone got butthurt

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A family that's all one race? I haven't seen this since the 90s.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Visit the South. Or actually, don't.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Hear they have good food tho.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

It's a joke, not a huge dick.....try not to take it so hard.

Penis.

[–] Etlaris@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago