lurch

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, it's a >30 years old joke. "Can you keep a secret" implies he is about to tell the person a secret for them to keep. The person gets excited to hear it when responding "yes". But the last line shows it was just the setup for a joke, implying he won't tell the secret after all.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

you know there are services you can just upload a pic and they print and mail it since like 25 years or so, right?

also, depending on region, there are some local shops which do this for like soccer clubs etc. they usually also do it for just one person. you just gotta find them and bring your own article of clothing.

i did this stuff a lot when i was younger. made pics with gimp in the style of a brand, but with a pun instead of the brand name etc.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

maybe we'll get lucky and they just stop adding bullshit and one of the forks just keeps fixing vulnerabilities and adding things required for the out of control standards that ditched even version numbers lol.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

well, it doesn't have to be random physical things, but could be tickets for events, gambling, etc. i like to gamble a bit on the stock markets, for example. it's like horse racing, but you can decide where the finishing line is.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

okay, but what if you die in an accident and didn't use up your money you worked hard for. would be a real shame. the thought alone makes me want to be immortal

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Eleven, my dear Watson.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

shush. never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake 😁

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the problem with left and right is that there is more than one dimension they're being used in. for instance see the political compass.

also the most basic definition of liberal is unregulated. it doesn't necessarily mean just economic. could be drug use or gun posession etc.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

afraid to ask: did it also eliminate the mice?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

the thing is: magas don't care if leftist heads explode or mock them even, but leftists somehow can't, when roles are reversed. leftists can't win the "who's more ruthless" game like this.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

yeah, the beach is fun, but after one did some beach activities, most ppl pull out their books and phones

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Congrats! You're beekeepers now 😄

 

Photo of flower pot with red houseleek and some grass coming out between the remnants of the Edelweiss that died a few months ago and a fresh hole with a single acorn in it.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by lurch@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

"is for me?" meme with devil horns and stinger added, captioned:

Me: *opens window to let moisture out after shower*

The wasp: (is for me?)

 

France will participate in a capital increase by satellite operator Eutelsat to the tune of €717 million (US$826 million) to help the company finance the expansion of its constellation of low-orbit communication satellites and create a sovereign European alternative to Starlink.

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