lurch

joined 2 years ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I have an old Roomba that doesn't have wireless connectivity, except infra-red. They don't build them like that any more. All new models have bluetooth and wifi, no matter if you use that, or not. They will drive around with that extra hardware, maybe even supply it with power, even if you just use the hardware buttons to control it.

Some ppl are paranoid about someone remote hacking their Roomba. I doubt it's possible, but still it's priceless to have a "dumb" one.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5 crosseyes and 10 squints per day should do the trick

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

i know this is a joke, but it wouldn't be the most absurd thing he said recently 😄

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

His hat is fabulous ngl

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 days ago (6 children)

you put on the hazard lights and slow down while steering to the side of the road to assess the situation or until you can see again.

like holy shit why would you even consider accelerating when you can't see where you're going

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

so it has begun

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Jamborees are also held in other countries and for some magical reason they don't need the military or are even opposed to be associated with military.

So this could turn out to be a good thing that prevents kids to be raised militant, even if it causes logistic problems at first.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I actually assumed she was dead. AFAIK it's impossible to cryogenically freeze someone alive, at the moment.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

von der Leyen could be Casca, but it's not a perfect match

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

At lesst trump appears to have an open ear for crazy extremists 😄

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago

"Do you want to know more about CSV files or investing?"

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me, a person from EU without any idea where this is: So not like those Lower Ferngully peasants 🧐

 

Photo of flower pot with red houseleek and some grass coming out between the remnants of the Edelweiss that died a few months ago and a fresh hole with a single acorn in it.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by lurch@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

"is for me?" meme with devil horns and stinger added, captioned:

Me: *opens window to let moisture out after shower*

The wasp: (is for me?)

 

France will participate in a capital increase by satellite operator Eutelsat to the tune of €717 million (US$826 million) to help the company finance the expansion of its constellation of low-orbit communication satellites and create a sovereign European alternative to Starlink.

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