lurch

joined 2 years ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

don't they need like 5 years to not poop themselves. idk πŸ˜†

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

🀯 that's nice

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I'm pretty sure humans can learn how to sleep well. That's what babies do after all.

Newborns sleep only like 1 or 2 hours, then wake up for a bit, then sleep again for 1 or 2 hours and so on. It takes them months or years to get it right.

If a baby can learn it, you can probably learn it as well.

Also, there are sleep labs btw.. They monitor you during sleep and give advice, but I don't like the concept, because it's not your usual bedroom and therefore flawed.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

we all should just team up and split russia. the chinese always wanted some parts. we can do it, together.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that went well /s

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Women are also the first to move to other regions, if shit hits the fan. They dgaf and leave lots of angry incels behind. I've seen this happen from afar a few times. The regions left behind start to suffer from low birth rate and xenophobic/territorial behavior of frustrated men and eventually become no-go zones.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Maybe the real drug the US is addicted to was the oil all along.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Headline seems intentionally vague. The updater was vulnerable to a download man-in-the-middle attack, because it used a weak certificate.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the thing is, that rich ppl would destroy the economy on a whim themselves, if left completely unrestricted by laws and public criticism.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

death all around is a lot less shocking when you're already dead inside πŸ’€

 

Photo of flower pot with red houseleek and some grass coming out between the remnants of the Edelweiss that died a few months ago and a fresh hole with a single acorn in it.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by lurch@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

"is for me?" meme with devil horns and stinger added, captioned:

Me: *opens window to let moisture out after shower*

The wasp: (is for me?)

 

France will participate in a capital increase by satellite operator Eutelsat to the tune of €717 million (US$826 million) to help the company finance the expansion of its constellation of low-orbit communication satellites and create a sovereign European alternative to Starlink.

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