lurch

joined 2 years ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Congrats! You're beekeepers now πŸ˜„

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

are tomatoes and peppers fruit or vegetables?

they are both. fruit is a classification based on the part of a plant (stem, leaf, fruit, etc.), while vegetable groups them by how they can be used.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it could be that the intent is the problem, not the words: if whatever the word currently is, is often being used as an insult because of its meaning, the word slowly becomes an insult notion itself. it will not matter how many times it's replaced.

if you think about it without emotion, it seems "retard" itself could have been chosen in good faith. we know the word is also used in other situations without negative intentions, like slow-release pills etc..

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they can't eat the minimum recommended amount of fiber, because their toilet pipes are smaller in diameter than other regions. it would clog every time, if it's not soft enough, instead of just a bit more than other regions.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

don't they need like 5 years to not poop themselves. idk πŸ˜†

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

🀯 that's nice

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I'm pretty sure humans can learn how to sleep well. That's what babies do after all.

Newborns sleep only like 1 or 2 hours, then wake up for a bit, then sleep again for 1 or 2 hours and so on. It takes them months or years to get it right.

If a baby can learn it, you can probably learn it as well.

Also, there are sleep labs btw.. They monitor you during sleep and give advice, but I don't like the concept, because it's not your usual bedroom and therefore flawed.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

we all should just team up and split russia. the chinese always wanted some parts. we can do it, together.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

that went well /s

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Women are also the first to move to other regions, if shit hits the fan. They dgaf and leave lots of angry incels behind. I've seen this happen from afar a few times. The regions left behind start to suffer from low birth rate and xenophobic/territorial behavior of frustrated men and eventually become no-go zones.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Maybe the real drug the US is addicted to was the oil all along.

 

Photo of flower pot with red houseleek and some grass coming out between the remnants of the Edelweiss that died a few months ago and a fresh hole with a single acorn in it.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by lurch@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

"is for me?" meme with devil horns and stinger added, captioned:

Me: *opens window to let moisture out after shower*

The wasp: (is for me?)

 

France will participate in a capital increase by satellite operator Eutelsat to the tune of €717 million (US$826 million) to help the company finance the expansion of its constellation of low-orbit communication satellites and create a sovereign European alternative to Starlink.

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