lurch

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[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Man, I wish I could talk about what I did, but I'm corpo and they want to keep it under wraps ๐Ÿ˜‘

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (7 children)

nah, i think they're just relaxing a bit like "finally"

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I have a hard time holding back puppet regime jokes. ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I agree with both of you. This is how things work, but also it's not cool, because right wing nutjobs jump to conclusions and may lynch someone.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In my region, this is just up to a certain age, where someone responsible for the kids has the "duty to watch" them. Therefore they can't let a swarm of kids leave them to go to the bathroom. It would be too hard to keep track. So they let just one or two go at a time and keep an eye on how long it takes. If the kid is gone too long, they may have to get a neighbouring classes teacher to watch both rooms and go check on the missing kid.

Imagine there's an emergency like an earthquake or fire. Then they must at least be able to tell rescuers where the kids not with the class are.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A lot of themes, especially with striped flags, mess with UI border perception. The user is often irritated and misclicks, because the stripes and contrasts of the background make it seem an element starts on a different position, etc..

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

there are usually contractions in a different rhythm you can in theory see from the outside, but for some it's just in the private parts that aren't visible from common positions.

with men, if he shot his load 2 or 3 times earlier, it's also hard to tell when nothing comes out any more.

but i think, if the person wears a butt plug and you tape a little flag to the base, it would probably wave 3 or 4 times distinctively. but don't hurt each other shoving random stuff up your butt!

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

wait, you guys don't buy renewable energy related shares?

(like DK0061539921 , DE000A0D6554 , DE0007568578 or DE000A0DJ6J9 for example)

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's not a normal thing, but you're right. I can't rule it out. Some phones may stay connective when off. It may require someone to tamper with them beforehand; maybe remotely while they were still on.

I read this patent at Google https://patents.google.com/patent/EP2680182A1/en and if it's not snakeoil, monitoring the power consumption of phone components seems like a good detection method.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does not reply. It doesn't work when off or in airplane mode.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by lurch@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

"is for me?" meme with devil horns and stinger added, captioned:

Me: *opens window to let moisture out after shower*

The wasp: (is for me?)

 

France will participate in a capital increase by satellite operator Eutelsat to the tune of โ‚ฌ717 million (US$826 million) to help the company finance the expansion of its constellation of low-orbit communication satellites and create a sovereign European alternative to Starlink.

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