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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Why was the OK button not pressed?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 68 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago
[–] cyrano@piefed.social 13 points 15 hours ago

And the left arrow press twice… need to redo properly

[–] RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 8 points 16 hours ago

Obviously because they aren’t, Okay.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with stimming.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I would like to take this moment to ask anyone that DON'T have anxiety and depression right now to come forward and speak

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 13 hours ago

Most CASIO calculators have a test mode where you press all buttons except ON in order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljj4pv69yzI&t=14 (Warning: Shitty music)

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The correct order for the arrows is up, down, left, right, ok. Or even the Konami code if you are feeling cheeky.

Otherwise, yeah, you nailed it.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago
[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Get outta my head.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 8 points 14 hours ago

I have no idea what is going on in here and frankly I'm not even sure I want to.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

That's just teasing a woman.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

"That's just perpetuating the myth of the female orgasm."

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I go in between the buttons to cut them into 1 button tall max slices.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

I still do this.

I also pulled the little contact pads off of the back of the Netflix button and the other pairs services buttons that are a fixture on my remote that I don't use. I kept accidentally hitting them and it would rip me out of whatever content I was watching and send me to a service I didn't subscribe to.

Not anymore.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

I did not ask to be called out like this.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

Nah, got the NHS for healthcare. No comment on everything else...

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Is…is that not normal idle behavior? Like, my fingers will trace lines on stuff I'm holding without me really giving it any attention. Drumming rhythms on a surface with my fingertips is an option too.

I thought everybody did that stuff

[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to tear those buttons clean off the controller

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Nah actually I'm pretty happy mostly. Although I do get horrible muscle spasms when I'm stressed sometimes