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Elon Musk visited C.I.A. headquarters on Monday to discuss his efforts to downsize the government as a federal judge ordered the agency to reconsider its firings of employees who had been assigned to diversity recruiting.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Foreign intelligence agencies are about to have a much easier time spotting American spies in the field. Anyone who isn't a straight white Christian male will have been effectively eliminated from the pool of possible American operatives.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Durka, durka. Mohammed jihad."

My gawd! He's doing it!

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago
[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Did he leave alive? Seems like the last few people who tried to rein in the CIA ended up dead.

Honestly the funniest way for Musk to die. Bonus points if he is found floating down the Potomac without his pants, and just his pants shoes and socks still on. I do not know why I'd find it funny but I would.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

He's gonna get severely ill in a month or 2 and die in a hospital. Death: natural causes.

just looked it up

Withdrawal symptoms occur because the ketamine has altered opioid receptors in the brain. Psychological withdrawal symptoms can be dangerous. Perhaps the most dangerous is intense depression, which can lead to an increased suicide risk.

Withdrawal symptoms from ketamine are primarily psychological in nature. Some chronic users have reported experiencing physical withdrawal symptoms, but these have not been scientifically proven. The most common ketamine withdrawal symptoms are:

Agitation
Confusion
Psychosis, including delusion and hallucination
Loss of motor skills
Rage
Nausea

Decrease in respiratory and cardiac functions
Insomnia
Shakes
Hearing loss
Fatigue
Cognitive impairment

They can suicide him and claim it was the katamine addiction

Fingers crossed!

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

Instead of overthrowing 5 democracies a year, they're to be limited to three.

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CIA has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

After watching that new wendigoon video about the recent document dump, yeah cia don't play. Well they do fuck around, but they seem to be completely immune from finding out. Musk only just got to the first finding out of his life, the CIA has been dodging that shit since inception.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Suddenly, we’re gonna get a bunch of leaks about evil and dirty shit that musk has done

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Won't matter unless someone actually does anything about it

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Realistically, between this and the FBI, what we're going to discover over the next year or two is how well the Three-letters have actually been keeping terrorism at bay over the years.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or are they just there to goad smart people into suicide?

Uncle Ted was right all along.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Latin America is free at last

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

There's people with actual brains in there, bet he pissed himself.