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[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 6 points 19 hours ago

I watched it back in the day.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if it's true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck is an Alfredo?

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Fancy Mac and cheese

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 43 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?

Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 10 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 14 hours ago

I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone's kink.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

that doesn't sound right to me

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 points 13 hours ago

Gordon Ramsey approves

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 11 points 21 hours ago

Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old ~~world~~ subreddit

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

"So how much do you love noodles?"

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 14 hours ago

As you can see, we can't.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

I'll leave that one oit there hanging.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I prefer Tagliatelle

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago

Do calzones next!

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I suppose you would need to check the original source...

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 19 hours ago

Sigh, fine. Time to cook.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?

Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.

Hot person, though

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Ain't no rule that pasta can't go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mriormro@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Burning Hole

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

hello the peak