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[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So off topic, byt where do you get these with both finnish and swedish texts?? And everywhere they now have the smaller bag sizes as well, is this recent? Sincerely, a Finnish sipsi lover.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just pulled a picture from the internet. The only reason I know these exist is because I used to be active on a forum with many Finns.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Ah makes sense, those seem to not have been in circulation good many years now. RIP Megabags, you will be missed :(

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

sorta scares me off. Too wet and loose

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Kant (pronounced like "cunt") means "edge" in Polish.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every time i go to stockholm by car theres a huge roadsign with "kurvaking" on it or something

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kungens kurva? It's named after an incident in 1946 when the king slid off the road with his car.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah thats what i thought but theres a store or something called kurva king i think. But im not sure, ill check next time i go by there. Probably a play on kungens kurva itself.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fart, prick.

Swedish 🇸🇪

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

One of the polish words for luck is "fart"

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

In Croatian, "kut" means an angle, or a corner of something, "rub" would be edge

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 2 days ago

I never realized this. Thanks.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please read this German sentence aloud:

Ich suche den Koch.

(I'm looking for the chef.)

[–] troed@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With correct pronounciation it sounds nothing like what people seem to believe though.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

German is my native language , so yes. It sounds a lot different from what you might think if you can't speak "ch". But if you're American....

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm learning German (slowly), how to you "ch" properly?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Back of the throat. Like the the J in Juan. Except in German, it always comes at the end of a word/syllable. If it's at the beginning, it is usually pronounced like a k (as in Christ/Christian/etc.)

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a Bavarian (South of Germany) I agree with the Ch at the start of the word being pronounced like a K (Chiemsee starts with the sound K), but with it depends on the region. I start "China" and "Chemie" with K, but a lot of people start it with "sch" (which sounds like sh in English). But that's really weird for my ears.

And the father of my ex wife is from Cologne, his "ch" sound quite like "sh" as well. Kirche (church) sounds like Kirsche (cherry) when he says it. Funnily his last name has two "ch".

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes, of course there’s exceptions, as always. And of course it varies by region and dialect. Should have been a bit more careful. At least half of Germany probably pronounces China and Chemie with a soft “ch”, though I believe almost everyone pronounces Chiemsee with a K (which makes sense since it’s a proper name).

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always carry a spoon in my kock pussi.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need an apron with "Kiss the Kock" printed on it.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Piss on the cook? 😂

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't forget "slut" in Swedish. :D

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Also: dick = fat in German

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why would they make this LOL

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So that people post it online for even more people to see

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

There used to be a Polish ad which went like: "Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!", "If You feel offended, learn English". If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You'll say "You fucking dick!" In Polish.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

'Ty chuju jebany', nice.

Our Polish taxi driver does a very solid line in 'kurwa' every other word, but it's always nice to expand your horizons.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

The first part works better with a polish ESL accent compared to a more native one btw

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

That translation still kind of makes sense in English.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Show me your pussi(bag)!