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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago

Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?

I guess he's bragging about how much Waldo envied him?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why do you guys call him Waldo?

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Because that's what the books are called here. I assume you call him Wally for a very similar reason

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I guess I was more wondering why do the name change at all

But I've gone and looked it up now and apparently Wally is a less common name over there, so they changed it up to something more familiar.

Which now begs the question: is Waldo a common name over there? I don't think I've ever met or heard of anyone other than this character go by that name

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I apologize. I keep reading comments like "why did you all vote for him", so I'm quickly becoming jaded to comments at all Americans

But to answer your question, I don't think I've ever met anyone with either of those names. It's a very old game, so Waldo might have been more popular of a name here a few decades ago

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's not common, no. But Wally is an almost unheard of name here. Waldo is much more common, comparatively.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

He’s gonna build a Wally and make Mexico pay for it.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 3 days ago

Be cause we switched around the do you put in Clue.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

he was looking for the Epstein files but found Waldo, sometimes happens like that

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Waldo had taken the files. He might be on them.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Kind of like Trump is paying for Ghislaine’s with a low security prison cell and a likely pardon before he leaves office.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I forgot can someone remind me why everyone's looking for this guy what did he do?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Murder, Mayhem, Arson, Vampirism, Jaywalking, Cannibalism, etc.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Gonna be a hell of a perp walk.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I never read the books. Is he wanted for crimes?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

But sir, it was just a game. We were just trying to find him. He didn't even hide! He was there pretty much the entire time!

...sorry, Waldo has been administered the final soluti...the chemicals for a death sentence. And nitrogen to be sure. He was laughing, resisting the entire time.

[–] Una@europe.pub 1 points 3 days ago

OK, but did he found Mort yet?