Everyone driving slower than me = doesn't know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.
Has more fun than me = drug abuser
Has more friends than me = slut
drug abuser
slut
Hey, don't drag me into this
It's just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
That's why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
Nerd!
If he's bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don't work out.
If he's richer than me: Yeah it's almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I'm the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I've worn blue and white collars. I've written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.
If he's smarter than me: That's easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor's student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.
The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they're easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I'm trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn't. Thought so, that'll be $30 grand.
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don't care about these things.
sniff sniff
Everyone is stinky.
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.
But this is an actual fact... People who drive under the speed limit are bad drivers. Either they are not paying attention to speed signs, or they are scared to drive a car. Both are not great for a driver.
Also slow cars are causing accidents because they frustrate people into doing stupid things.
At least people who drive fast have confidence in their abilities to read traffic. But its also stupid if they drive way too fast and cant handle it. That also causes accidents.
So I would say, a bit faster than the speed limit is perfect. Doesnt annoy anyone, still very safe. I often drive 10 km/h faster then speed limit.
this kind of thinking literally kills people, you're not doing good, you're a reckless driver.
The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it's not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.
Not where I live, but I think it depends. In madeira it was absolutely too high.
Obviously the speed limit is not perfectly set in all places. If you have travelled and driven a car, you quickly realize this.
People are absolutely not reckless drivers because they go 10 over the speed limit, as a general rule at least. But like I said, depends on the country a lot.
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don't shower as I don't want the females to think I am gay. I don't read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am "self made". I avoid the "roids", the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
What if they're more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
then they're marriage material
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
Looks to be trans flavour to me
I think it's actually "gay nerd" flavored.
Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I've never had it.
Lemmy edition:
Bigger than you = dangerous nazis
Richer than you = fascist sympathisers, first ones against the wall
Smarter than you = jews
Look better = conservatives aka nazis
That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol
Also aren't Asians the smart stereotype?
Whaaaaat the fuck?
vga going mask off as usual
Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.
Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers... :)
Lemmy 30-year old teenagers, perhaps