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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good ol' Brother printers.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

What are you doing step-brother printer?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's the CMYK spot.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can’t believe that’s a real illustration

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it probably isnt soooo

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must mean that it probably is

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

But I'm looking at something else

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn’t confirm, could be deep in some PDF manual

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Put your hand in this box, Paul

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

that's why cartridges don't last

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it's SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.

So that's pretty boring...

Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you've done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They have tools for this mate, in both use cases

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm a printer and can confirm it does feel good.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won't be a printer for long. That's what the- hey, where did my gun go.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, it's just like us - We all need it but nobody cares until we break down and then it's just easier to replace us.

The daily depresso was brought to you by the general state of things, this message has been approved by a chronically depressed person.