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[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 145 points 1 week ago (7 children)

We informed the parent that documentation such as a chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in accordance with policy.

I cannot imagine being the dumbass who said that with a straight face.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I don't understand why it's the school asking for this and not whoever updated the birth certificate? How did school administrators become the judges of who is a boy or girl?

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

republican laws often give the final say to the loudest karen and the cost onto the schools.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

My (cis female) birth certificate erroneously was filled out with "male". Same error happened on the birth certificate of my mother (who is also cis female). It's never caused either of us any problems. Schools enrolled us as female, driver's licenses say female, etc.

When I was in college in the early 2000s, my dad's mother helped me get a copy of my birth certificate, and was horrified her beautiful granddaughter was listed as male. She called up the county clerk and raised Cain, and then informed me it had been corrected. I've never needed to get a fresh copy since then, so I don't know for sure, but it sounded like the word of an angry old lady was enough to get an update filed.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Angry old ladies are the single scariest force on the planet.

Because if you make one angry, then you have to answer to all of their friends, family, caretakers, religious leaders, and bingo dealers.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

They are also the reason why we are in this situation in the first play. Angry old lady energy serves both justice and tyranny.

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[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago

Because their the ones who will be prosecuted under the law if they allow a kid to play on the wrong team.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Did anyone inform the administration that documentation such as chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in participating with the human race? Because it seems like they might be a slime mold, based on their integrity and decision-making ability.

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 104 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So after all the hysteria about “biological males” in women’s sports/changing rooms/bathrooms, they have succeeded in forcing a biological male into women’s sports/changing rooms/bathrooms.

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They'll be grooming him into a femboy soon enough, y'know, because masculine men should dominate inferior males. Not because they're gay, or anything.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just to go full circle on their dumbfuckery, I'd bet that they'll start advocating for the school to pay to have him transition against his will so his outward appearance will match his birth cert.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 90 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The principal really needs to read the law. This school is so fucked.

https://codes.findlaw.com/az/title-15-education/az-rev-st-sect-15-120-02/

The law in question only prohibits biological males from participating in female sports. It does not prohibit females from joining boys teams. Compare and contrast sections "B" and "C":

B. Athletic teams or sports designated for “females”, “women” or “girls” may not be open to students of the male sex.

C. This section does not restrict the eligibility of any student to participate in any interscholastic or intramural athletic team or sport designated as being for “males”, “men” or “boys” or designated as “coed” or “mixed”.

I also thought this was pretty interesting:

E. Any student who is deprived of an athletic opportunity or suffers any direct or indirect harm as a result of a school knowingly violating this section has a private cause of action for injunctive relief, damages and any other relief available under law against the school.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is literally one of these first things they teach in a (at least NY public high schools) coaching course.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] fsociety@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

That’s beginning to feel like an understatement. We need a new type of hole to describe just how shit things are. A shit-Mariana Trench country, perhaps.

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[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So glad kids can experience political influence in their personal lives. They will learn what needs to burn down.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What a USA thing to do. Holy shit.

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

~~Your gender is what you declare~~
~~Your gender is what's in your pants~~
Your gender is what I declare

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

This is the kind of stupid bullshit republicans create because they don't solve problems they create contraversies in a lab and then when they actually get voted into office to "solve" them they literally do stupid shit like this.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we just separate kids by skill level rather than gender? My middle school cis son loves playing sports, but he's not very good. He gets discouraged when the better kids bully him because of it.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't see why bottom tier teams shouldn't be co-ed. PE we did co ed sports days all the time and its more about getting exercise than winning.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm glad the people that had emotional meltdowns over the chance of boys being on girls teams... have made a boy, by their own actions and stupidity, be forced on the girls team

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The district pointed to a state law enacted in 2022, which mandates that school sports teams must be designated “based on the biological sex of the students who participate” in the sport. A federal judge blocked enforcement of that law in 2023, but only against two trans student-athletes who filed suit against it. (An appeals court upheld that injunction last year, and the Supreme Court declined to take up the case this summer.)

Any chance this is some malicious compliance?

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

It's really a no win situation though if the boy complies. Newsmax will show footage of a game he plays in as evidence that boys are playing in girls sports, and the idiots who watch will believe it and support even worse politicians and laws.

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[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sex segregation in childrens sports is legitimately a powerful indoctrinating force for binary sexism and the enforcement of gender roles.

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I don't know how American birth certificates work. Is he officially female for life, unless he wants it changed?

I imagine trans people would be quite happy in such a situation. Like winning the lottery.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

There is a process to amend birth certificates, presumably initially intended for errors like this. But then people who successfully transitioned used the process to amend their birth certificates to reflect their new gender, because there was no other way to do it. The transphobes seized on this, and started processes that refuse to honor any late changes to birth certificates.

It should have been a simple matter to resolve - his doctor wites a note saying "This kid has boy parts, and always has. The birth certificate was always an administrative error". But then, that would force the transphobes to acknowledge a role for facts and science to contradict their feelings. So, we can't have that either.

So, they go on claiming that they are just out for the best interests of kids, and that justifies why they are treating this kid so poorly. When in reality, they are just protecting their narrative, at his expense.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

In current US, he's probably going to have to transition.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If that were me, I’d start wearing skirts and mascara. Let my nails grow out, tweeze my asshole, shave my treasure trail into a facsimile of a set of ovaries. Pitch my voice up, incorporate the words “bitch” and “tea” into my daily vernacular. Cry after sad movies and even harder after happy ones. Entirely unrelated to the article, btw

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago

Take your pills, Alice.

[–] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At that point, don't you just start using the girls facilities to try and force the issue? The girls would get their parents to complain a "boy" is in their bathrooms and delaying gym by waiting for him to use the locker room. How incredibly asinine that a doctor is not enough to assert the kid's gender to their administration

[–] Sirdubdee@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Demand the school install a urinal in the ladies room.

[–] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago
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[–] arin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Girl changing room as well?

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Blind obedience to the papers. No thought required.

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not a bad thing. He’s going to have a lot of girlfriends

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No he will get made fun of from all the other kids

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Two things can be true

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They could make an airbud type movie like this

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nowhere in the rules says a woman with a penis can't play basketball, in fact the rule book is very light on the mention of genitals at all!

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[–] no_nothing@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

He should slam dunk on those fools. Check and rebound. Can't take the heat... get out of the way girls.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Laker Jackson “has been enrolled in QCUSD since elementary school and has been registered as a biological female throughout their time in our district,” the district’s statement read in part. “The day before basketball tryouts, the parent submitted a new birth certificate and a doctor’s note indicating a gender change. Our schools rely on a student’s original birth certificate at birth to determine athletic eligibility [....] We informed the parent that documentation such as a chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in accordance with policy.”

Becky Jackson told KNXV that the cheapest option for genetic testing her family was able to find would cost them $1,500 — with no guarantee that her son would be granted eligibility. “So who’s going to pay for that?”

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