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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 187 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Zuck's just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

[–] markz@suppo.fi 88 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do you think Facebook exists?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Basically its inception tbh

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[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Omegle gooner? I’d believe it.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 94 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"So just to get this straight, you're saying you have downloaded 152 .... zettabytes .... of porn for your own personal use?"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"....Zetabaytes? no. it was yottabytes"

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Thats BabyGroku-bytes

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

rookie numbers for a bunch of 20 something programmers tbh

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

Pirated copyright material for training ai is measured in Zuckerbytes, not zettabytes.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 89 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Where did they get the idea that that's a more respectable response?

EDIT: Doesn't/shouldn't work for their liability either. Vocabulary fail on my part.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dignity doesn't matter if it wins the case.

Welcome to Zucc's Fucc & Succ

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

Zuck’s Fuck and Suck sounds like his product’s effects on society.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They didn't claim it was respectable, they claimed it made them not liable? Where'd you get this idea?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Doesn't/shouldn't work for their liability either. Vocabulary fail on my part.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I think it's more respectable to provide unfiltered internet than it is to profit off someone else's work without paying them.

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 70 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Did anyone check on the Meta engineers in the goon cave?

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I would not be surprised if Meta advertised such a thing to prospective employees as a legitimate benefit of the job. A built-in VR goon cave with 30 TB of material available. Limit 1 hour per person, bookings required 6 months in advance. Sessions subject to monitoring for security and training purposes. May contain trace amounts of Zuck.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wouldn’t need any material. Hooks up to your fb and you can pick which of your pals to hook up to the milking table.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Then you should be less credulous. What is told to prospective employees is effectively public information.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I can only imagine the smell of dried cum and server stacks in an enclosed space

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Nah, Zuck doesn't let a drop go to waste.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago

The Matagoon cave sounds like something from the Unix Surrealism universe.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Mandatory gooning during the dailies at meta.

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Torrent the Dark Knight to watch at home along and the media companies will sue you for infinity billion dollars. Openly torrent every movie known to man to train an AI and the media companies don't do shit.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well in this case they are trying to do something... This whole "personal use" thing is Meta's response to a copyright claim against them.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

"hey steve, did you download a shitton of porn while on the company network?"
"Uuuhhhhh, it's for ai training"

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 49 points 2 days ago

Humanity is fucked letting these companies exist.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 32 points 2 days ago

I can only assume the MPAA will funnel vast sums of money into helping prosecute these thieves? Any minute now right?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

An even more “glaring” defect, Meta argued, is that Meta’s terms prohibit generating adult content, “contradicting the premise that such materials might even be useful for Meta’s AI training.”

Oh yes, this is true because meta, or any other company for that matter, has never ever in the history of ever changed its terms of service...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One wonders how much child porn was in there....

But it's AI, so itsa aaaaalllll fine

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's kinda weird how spwsific you have to be with certain models to not make them vwry very young looking people

[–] vane@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

that's mafia level response

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahaha, what a story, Mark! Anyway, how's your sex life?

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 2 days ago

So their AI is so technologically weak that they can’t even blame it for all the porn downloads, eh. SMH.

[–] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Liars. So many liars these days...

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Ok, but why would anyone bother training AI on porn? Seriously, I don't understand

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gen AI porn and shitposts are the only 2 decent use cases I've seen of gen AI.

You can't make half of those without training it on porn.

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An article I read when this came up a couple of months ago said that basically porn was the best way to show AI unclothed human movement. Watching clothed humans move, you can get the basics but can’t see how the muscles are working. If you show it a Hollywood movie, they might see occasional shirtless scenes or artfully lit and blocked out sex scenes. Porn has the greatest amount of naked people moving their bodies.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Video generation, copyright matching, CSAM detection, those are just the first few that pop into my head.

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[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you not heard that everyone is now doing NSFW chatbots? Meta is just trying to catch up with Grok and Chatgpt

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[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, someone at facebook needs to come collect their jerk-off trophy.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

Zuck, you dirty wanker.

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[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

yes, and epstein trafficked all those children to himself.

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

https://youtu.be/a3PmewuSb1w

Most for personal use, m-porno

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