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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I would not be surprised if Meta advertised such a thing to prospective employees as a legitimate benefit of the job. A built-in VR goon cave with 30 TB of material available. Limit 1 hour per person, bookings required 6 months in advance. Sessions subject to monitoring for security and training purposes. May contain trace amounts of Zuck.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wouldn’t need any material. Hooks up to your fb and you can pick which of your pals to hook up to the milking table.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Then you should be less credulous. What is told to prospective employees is effectively public information.