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[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 85 points 4 days ago (12 children)

I literally will not ever daily use a keyboard if it doesn't have a number pad.

Any time I'm forced to temporarily use anything without a num pad I feel like I'm driving a car that's missing half it's steering wheel or something. It just feels wrong.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I downsized a while back due to switching to a smaller desk, and it does feel weird.

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago

I can input lots of numbers very fast without looking down with a num pad. I cannot do that with the number row. I have to look down at some point and it's much slower.

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[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Me playing modded Minecraft:

What was the disable jetpack button again?

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[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Keeb goes hard ngl

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is that beautiful monstrosity?

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

That's a hyper7. If youve got a pathological need for a billion keys and £700 to drop you can't go far wrong. Although you may have to spend a little more to reinforce your desk and remove a wall to get it in your house lol

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (9 children)

While I love my full-sized keyboard, respectfully - who cares. The whole idea of a PC is the freedom to use whatever you want.

Keyboards, controllers, speech to text, a wii-mote, literal bananas/bread, eye/blink trackers, whatever suits you best. Insisting there's a best device for everyone doesn't change people's minds and just leads to hostility when we should be glad more people are using the device that makes them happy. One day you might be one of them when your circumstances or preferences change.

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago (12 children)

I spent 30 years thinking someday I'd start using the number pad and then finally gave up. I like having the typing part centered more.

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

100% or bust!

Get a larger desk. No way I'm typing numbers not on a keypad

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm pulling my separate numpad out when I know I'll be entering a lot of numbers. Or reach over to it when I enter a PIN from muscle memory. Otherwise I toss it to the side.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I use this occasionally when i need to do a lot of number typing whilst using my mouse so i can relax my arm to the side rather than reaching across the KB and straining the muscle behind my shoulderblade.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Seek professional help

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Defect production

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[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago (10 children)
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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

You have left out galaxy brain giant IBM model M. (Not more keys, but thicc keys.)

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It's not just the size. It's also the way the sound of typing will bother everyone else in the room.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“To use this feature, simply press the F213 key.”

(unfolds paper keyboard map)

(moves finger around for five minutes searching)

Ah, okay. There it is. (tap)

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You can inline images like this:

![](https://i0.wp.com/blog.lingodeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/image6.png)

becomes:

collapsed inline mediaThe upper image shows a circular keyboard - that is a literal circle with a 20 key diameter - with Chinese characters on the keys. The lower image shows a single office cubicle with six of those circle keyboards around a monitor with the center keyboard having a trapezoid shape. I'd estimate there are more than 1000, closer to 2000 keys on all seven keyboards combined.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

sorry but I agree. numpad masterrace. say no to degenerate keyboards.

[–] Soapbox1858@lemm.ee 24 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I have a full-sized and a 96%. I don't know how people live without a numpad. Even my laptop has a numpad. I don't do excel shit. But at work I have to enter alot of phone and CC numbers. At home I use the numpad for rating photos when sorting and importing them.

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

A keyboard without a numpad is like a cock without a foreskin.

Stupid as fuck, but some people don't know any better

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

That analogy is a work of art. So casually out of pocket

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

Long live the numpad!

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 17 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 4 days ago (10 children)
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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Where is my 130% keyboard?

MORE IS MORE!

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I went from a 100% membrane to a 60% mechanical, then a ~63% (think the 60% one but ONLY with extra arrow keys) then to a tenkeyless minus some of the useless keys, now to a full tenkeyless one

Here's what I have. Honestly it's perfect.

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[–] aiden@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't need the numpad. But no function keys? That's insane.

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[–] rowdyrockets@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

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I’m gonna catch some heat…. But I gotta speak my truth - this is all I need. I game, I program, I have 2 function keys that change the layout and provide access to any keys not physically present.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

You do you man. We all got different hands and preferences and physical dimensions, as well as different usable desk space. It's silly to draw lines in the sand about peripherals. Personally, I like my giant gaming keyboard with macro keys and whatnot. I program the extra keys to do things as needed. But I wouldn't force that on anyone who wants a smaller form factor. Hell now we can even get picky on how much actuation force, key travel, and sound of key press. A keyboard for every preference!

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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

I have a split 40% because I type for a living and normie keyboards destroy my wrists.

[–] Sarcophagus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

If I could I would have two tiers and pedals like an organ master

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)
[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah yes, the klingon keyboard. Goes on the armrests of the captains chair.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I've been moving toward preferring full keyboards, but I wish it were more normalized for them to put the numpad on the left side.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I love this meme, but I feel like including TKL in the circle would be a little more fitting. I know I'm a little biased for being a TKL user, but they really aren't that esoteric. Every key is where you expect it. It just doesn't have a numpad.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, I’m not an accountant, I don’t need a numpad.

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[–] SolarBoy@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm not even represented. 40 % anyone? nobody?

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I didn't even know 40% exists and has to look it up. I hate to say this to you, but I'm not sure this is going to work out between us.

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